~ What Jeff Foxworthy Has to Say About Coloradans!

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Colorado.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Colorado.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Colorado.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Colorado.

If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Denver for the weekend, you live in Colorado.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Colorado.

If you know several people who have hit a deer or elk more than once, you live in Colorado.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Colorado.

If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Colorado.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Colorado.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Colorado.

If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Colorado.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Colorado.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Colorado.

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Colorado.

If you actually understand these jokes, you live in Colorado or have lived there!!