~ The Pants

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on."She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them." I replied," Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will."
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems."Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,"Here - try these on."She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don' t fit me."Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike.She said,"Here- you try on mine."He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will!!

"Philosophy to remember... "Life isn't like a bowl ofcherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!